If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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