You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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