That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's never too late to be topless.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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