I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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