Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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