By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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