Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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