God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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