He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
