is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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