Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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