I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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