The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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