1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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