It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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