This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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