I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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