Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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