Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Boobs are out for the taking
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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