I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
