Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
