I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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