i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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