i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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