i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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