I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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