How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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