isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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