maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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