we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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