I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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