Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We need to rekindle our bromance
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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