That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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