if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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