My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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