So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Man, jail baloney is awful.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was not drunk enough for that final.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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