The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and she was petting her beer can
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
