We're facebook friends in real life
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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