Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
