how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
