I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
