Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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