hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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