I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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