After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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