the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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