This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Barsexuality is the new black.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Oh god it's open bar.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
