So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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