Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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