You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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