Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
