check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I checked into jail on foursquare
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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