He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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