And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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