Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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