i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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