Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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